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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog's still excited to see you.
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What did the blonde say when she got pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Because, mace will do that to you.
Did you hear about the chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
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Why did OJ Simpson move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
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Why do driver's education classes in redneck schools use the car only on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday?
Because in Tuesday and Thursday, the sex-ed class uses it. |
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