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What would you call it when an Italian haas one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
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What's the difference between a norhtern fairytale and a southern fairytale
a norhtern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." a southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...." |
Did you hear about the dislexic rabbi?
He walks around saying "yo"
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What does it mean when the flag at the post office is flying at half mast?
They're hiring. |
Why do men have trouble making eye contact? Because breasts don't have eyes.
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Why is there no Disneyland in china?
No one's tall enough to get on the good rides. |
Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
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